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Thursday, October 16, 2014

Rest In Peace Joan Rivers

Joan Alexandra Molinsky[8] (June 8, 1933 – September 4, 2014)

QUOTES OF JOAN RIVERS:

"I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action. I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyonce’s.” 

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/joan-rivers-quotes-1201298253/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers  
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001672/  
https://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers     
http://joanrivers.com/   

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