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Friday, August 1, 2014

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs #movie-review

A tasty comedy!    






"You may have seen a meteor shower but you have never seen a shower meatier than this."

Anna Faris and Mister T star in this hilarious, cute and perky tale of a mad scientist and his crazy inventions.
Cheeseburgers from the sky? Of course it’s not natural, but it is fun. Wish I had a machine to turn water into cheeseburgers too.
A born genius creates a machine to make it rain food. Why he didn’t just open a restaurant I will never know.
This movie is a keeper. Fun, entertaining, and tasty. You will eat it up. Sorry.
I have to go now; I have a macaroni on my head.



Tuesday, July 1, 2014

10 great vampire movies you must see


Movies that don't suck... or do they?

When it comes to monster movies, sometimes you just want to get your dollar back from Redbox. However, not all monster movies are terribly terrible. some are downright entertaining. The recent resurgence of the vampire trend has brought us some pretty awesome movies.
Gone are the spooky silent movies of Bela Lugosi and Max Shreck, but no vampire movie list would be complete without DRACULA and NOSFERATU.

In more modern times, the vampire has captured audiences attention with movies like INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, QUEEN OF THE DAMNED, BLADE, and THE LOST BOYS. These undead immortals fascinate audiences like never before now. Who doesnt like a good slugfest edge of your seat thriller now and then?

Of course, Hollywood has those other kinds of vampire movies too. The kind that tend to make you laugh out your popcorn. Movies that are so campy, so tongue in cheek, you just have to laugh at their gall.
Joss Whedon mastered the vampire parody with his cult classic BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER. A flick that spawned the most successful and beloved monster television show since THE MUNSTERS.

Other great vampire flicks of the day include UNDERWORLD, DAYBREAKERS, and VAN HELSING.

But these are just a few of the undead adventures awaiting the vampire fans out there. With all the new books they are inspiring, we will probably see a lot more vampires stepping into the spotlight soon, but not into the sunlight of course.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

How the Grinch stole your money

So how do the rich stay rich anyway?

 Suppose you were a filthy rich insurance company owner and you wanted to make more money. Why? Because you would be really greedy if you were a filthy rich insurance company owner.
How would this greedy guy make more money? Lets call him the Grinch just for fun. 
Now lets say that the Grinch was the owner of a big rich insurance company and he wanted to make even more big money. How would he do it?
Well, he would hire someone to pay politicians to pass a law and force everyone to pay for health insurance. Lets call this guy a lobbyist.
The lobbyist would go to Washington and pay politicians the Grinch’s money if they pass this law for him.
Who would profit from a law like that? The Grinch, that’s who.
Now of course, the general public doesn’t like the Grinch very much so he would have to make them want this law passed by calling it health care reform. Then, he would have to get the general public all excited for it and make them vote for the politicians that he pays to pass his law.
The general public, guys like average Joe, would be really upset with anyone who wasn’t backing the Grinch’s law, and Joe would not even realize that the Grinch’s politicians were trying to force him to pay for health insurance that would not improve his health; only take money from his family and give it to the Grinch.
You see, just because Joe has to pay for insurance now, doesn’t mean that Joe will be any better off. Joe will have to pay the usual for health care in addition to the insurance premiums that he did not have to pay before.
Why? Doctors still charge Joe the same amount for co-pay that he was paying without insurance, and Joe has to meet a deductible for each member of his family before the insurance will supposedly pay anything. So Joe is actually paying more now than before the Grinch’s law, and he doesn’t have a choice.
Joe didn’t realize that this law wouldn’t help him at all and that it was unconstitutional in that it forced him to pay for insurance. It only made his life and everyone else’s life worse; everyone except the Grinch, but the Grinch didn’t care. He was richer than ever.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Happy New Year - Five Years

Happy New Year! 
This makes five years of blogging and it's still here. Started this blog in 2009 and five years later it's still here. 
Thank you for your support.

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

Make money with Google Adsense.

Looking for a place to make some extra cash? Blogger will give you a piece of the advertising pie if you write for them and advertise via Google Adsense. Of course, the more you write the more you make so you need to write a lot. Also, dont quit the day job; the pay is not that great.

Also, Blogger is not as picky about how much you write like some other sites that shall remain nameless here. So, if you want to get some spare change in your spare time, Blogger is a good site to write for.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

3 easy fixes for minor fatigue.

3 easy ways to get through the day smoother.

1. water. A nice cold bottle of water instead of soda can help get you going again when you get tired. Water rehydrates you and its the dehydration that makes you tired in the first place.  

2. breathe deep. getting more oxygen to the lungs gives you better circulation and more energy.

3. stretch. stretching helps your circulation and gives you more energy.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

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You can never have too many hits can you?
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A POET'S GUIDE TO LIFE

by Ray Nichols. 

Don't look to the leaders for the answers; look to the one who controls your destiny.
Don't give up dreaming, or your dreams cannot come true.
Don't forget where you came from or those who helped you get to where you are.
Don't give up hope when you are feeling blue.
Remember where ever you go and whatever you do, you always have a chance
As long as you are true
True to yourself
Be your own best friend
And look out for yourself
And you can make it
You only have you in the end.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Monday, November 1, 2010

The Legend of Hellhound Woods

11.1.10
Doctor Victor Von Frankenstein created a creature from bodies he bought from the graveyard. he brought the creature to life with a bolt of lightning one halloween, and named it Adam.
Adam was hideous and deformed and although his heart was beating, his flesh was still rotting and falling off his body. the villagers were afraid of Adam and burnt him in an old windmill. Adam blamed Vic for his misery and killed his servants and family. then the creature promised, he would return at halloween and kill Vic. then he disappeared into the woods, shouting, "I'll kill you father," maniacally.
Vic hired an old witch, named Lillith, to protect him from the monster.

Lillith brought 6 hellhounds from Hell and caged them outside Vic's home. on Halloween night, Lillith returned to Vic's home, only to find Vic and the 6 hellhounds all gone. the doors to the cages were sitting open, but Vic was never to be seen again.

Now every Halloween, you can hear the sounds of the hellhounds howling in the woods, now called Hellhound Woods. and some say they have seen the glowing red eyes of the beasts. some even claim to have seen the monster dragging the doctor deep into the woods, and heard the doctor's screams in the night....

Friday, May 8, 2009

Time Warps

Time warps. Latest rage in Hollywood. Star Wars. Underworld. X Men. Fast and Furious. And now Star Trek.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Who is the Daywalker?

 He walks in sunlight like a man,

Holds the fate of the world in his undead hand.

He hunts the evil day and night,

Fears not the darkness or the light.  

1.21.09

Thursday, January 1, 2009

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