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Twas the day after Christmas

Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

Twas the day After Christmas
And all Through the House
Were Bits OF Torn Wrapping Paper
And Empty Boxes All About.

The Children Were Passed out 
From Sugar Rushes in Their Beds
While Visions OF Candy Canes
Danced in Their Heads.

The Carpet Was Sprinkled With
Fruit Cake and Eggnog, 
And the Children's NEW Clothes
Were Scattered in the Halls,

When out on the Street
The Sound OF The Trash Truck
Made ME Realize 
I had Just run out of Luck.

AS THE Truck Pulled Away
I Began Down the Hall
And Stepped on Some Clothes
That Were TWO Sizes TOO Small.

The TV was Blasting
Some Kids Movie Downstairs
And Grandpa Was Still Asleep
In the Living Room Chair.

The Smell OF Baked HAM
Was all Through the House
And the dog Scratched at the Door
Until I let it out.                  

And Plates of Food Were Still on the Table
With Scraps of ham and Turkey And Even A Bagel.   

The Christmas Tree Lights
Had Been Blinking ALL Night 
And the Christmas CD
Was Still Looping Nearby,

And Grandma and sis
Were Loading up the car 
With Misfit Toys
And Clothes That Were TOO Small,

And I Heard Them Exclaim
As They Drove out of Sight, 
"WE ARE OFF TO THE STORE;
SEE YOU LATER TONIGHT!" 

12.26.2014

Year 15 coming soon...

 As year 14 is swiftly coming to a close, we here at the desk are preparing to ring in the new year with some new projects and tags for you. Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss a thing, and I don't want to miss a thing, do you?

I probably should have said Swiftly but....

Friday Night Jams

Friday Night Jams

https://fridaynightjams.blogspot.com/ 

speaking of Friday Nights, one of my favorite things to do on a Friday night was to watch Friday Night Videos and so I made a little tribute page to it and a blog or two featuring some of my playlists from YouTube. Rock on... 

Friday Funnies

ren

 

Hall of Fame Award

Poetry Award from poetry.com

 

Gold Stars

 

Friday Funnies

Did you hear about the guy who got injured trying to be a Peeping Tom?
He's in the ICU.

 

Distinguished Poet Award

poetry award from poetry.com

 

The Wall of Fame

Nick

 Well I can't afford to build a sidewalk, so I am building a virtual wall instead. 

stay tuned...

and here is my star on the Wall of Fame. 

Friday Funnies

So Hannah isn't the Capital of Montana?

 

Most Valuable Poet Award

poetry award from poetry.com

 

SOM - DIY Designs

 Site of the Month is my shop at Zazzle. The marketplace is great and there are lots of brand name products that I can sell as an affiliate marketer. Also I design my own products and sell them there and they are customizable so my customers can make changes if they need to or design their own products. 

DIY Designs 

https://www.zazzle.com/store/raynichols