shh. its not a secret.

use cinammon to lower blood sugar. insulin will cause diabetes 2. diet sodas and food will make you fat and cause diabetes. fake sugar will raise your insulin resistance if you take insulin.

if you take insulin and dont eat sugar the insulin cant combine with sugar and instead stores in your cells causing insulin resistance which will make you fat and cause type 2 diabetes. shh. not a secret.

doctors cant prescribe healthy foods because there is no patent on them. thats on you. soon they may be prescribing gmo foods in place of meds.

they are telling farmers to get rid of their cows and natural seeds to reduce the food supply. they blame the cattle for greenhouse gases so that people will push for an extermination of cows, but now they want to produce gmo fake meat. why is peta not saying anything? they cant patent real meat and produce so making everything that you can eat a gmo makes them richer. they want to get rid of natural foods and make it so you have to pay them to grow your own foods. because the gmo foods can be patented. shh. not a secret.

they want to do away with money and give you a chip to store your money on.

that is bound to go well. then it will be so much easier to rob you. how long til bill gates gets robbed and his chip stolen? by chipping you they can force you to pay more taxes and track your every move. the chip will probably have gps on it too. so they can find you via satellite. as you read this, they are putting hundreds of satellites in the sky to track you with. and cameras on every street corner. also, they will be making you take the chip to "store your medical history" on. but we all know a card can be used for that. it will probably have your voter id on it as well, but you didnt hear that from me...

the corona virus may have killed a lot of people but the vaccine will kill millions when the vaccinated are exposed to 5g radiation for long periods of time.

the 60 giga hertz that 5g give off will make you sick and collapse your lungs but they will say the corona got you instead. yeah i know they told you thats just a crazy conspiracy theory but its no secret. do your homework and judge for yourself.

big brother is watching.
if youre not one of them you are the resistance.
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Conspiracy Joe. Chapter 1

"They brought millions of illegals into this country and released the criminals into the population. Why? Maybe to set up a major event so they can declare martial law and take over the country and oust all the good people that are in charge."

"Oh I think you are right Joe. These bastards dont care about life. They want to cull the population and usher in their new world order."

"Exactly. Its all part of the plan. The FEMA camps, the coffins, the guillotines, its all about silencing the rebellion and reprogramming the population, John."

"I agree, Joe." says John.

"Thanks for calling John. And I am out of time now, but I will be back next time and we will take some more calls.  Dont forget to subscribe to my podcast and youtube channel and the blog if you havent already. Addresses are in the links. Til then this is Conspiracy Joe saying Be safe and be alert. If you are hearing this you are part of the rebellion."  Joe ends his podcast and goes upstairs to get a sandwich.

His daughter meets him at the top of the stairs. "Why are all your callers named John and Mary?" she asks.

"Anonymity," he tells her. "Big Brother might come looking for them. And some of them are actually in important positions where they can offer helpful information."

"They all sound like a bunch of loons to me," says his son, Johnny.

"Thats because you have been programmed to not believe them by the schools which are run by the elites." says Joe.

"Thats all just conspiracy theories, Dad. The government would not lie to us like that."

"Okay, maybe it is. I mean its not like they put up a monument in Georgia to guide the new world order or anything. right?"

"Oh Dad," says John as he leaves the kitchen to return to his game. "Hey Dad, we need to upgrade the wifi to 5G."

"Your 4G is fine. Besides 5G is too expensive."

"Its just a little more than we're paying now, Dad."

"You can survive without it a little longer, son." says Joe.

John groans as he returns to his game and Mary starts to make sandwiches for herself and her father.

"Some of the kids at school got sick this week. Do you think the new cell phone towers had anything to do with it?...."

"Well,  they are in the radiation field what eight hours a day? Carrying around cell phones in their pockets and surrounded by wifi...." Joe  starts. Mary looks frightened as she puts a sandwich on his plate. "It's probably not related.... But stay as far away from the towers at school as you can."

"Maybe you should wear a tinfoil hat to school." John shouts from the living room.

"That's not funny," says Joe.

........

my new netflix series idea...

hey netflix... new movie series project.

the globalist elites bring millions of illegals into the country and then release a deadly super bio weapon of mass destruction and nanobytes and put up death towers to cover the world with deadly 5g radiation to kill billions of people. fill their food with sterilizing gmo's and their water with toxic mind numbing chemicals to keep them docile. fill the vaccines with poisons to sterilize them or kill them or give them cancer and bury them in mass graves to decrease the population to under 500 million. control the media and social networks to keep them from warning each other and use radiation to cause heart attacks to anyone who leads the rebellion. a mass genocide the likes of which the world has never seen. bio warfare combined with nanotech to cull the population of the world and bring in a new world government to rule over the slave state and serve the elites. terminator nanobots and biologically generated super viruses made from animal viruses and sprayed from the sky. they would tell people to stay inside of course to keep the elites safe but doom the homeless who lost their homes to bankers who unfairly increased their mortgages to bankrupt them and take their property.

that would make a hell of a series.

the science of global warming

Scientists have said that the planets were formed when the sun exploded or when some asteroid or giant planet hit the sun or another planet. then the debris from the explosion was caught by the gravity of the sun as it was flying out into space. planets and meteorites became trapped in the solar system by the sun and all planets outside of the goldilocks zone were too hot or cold to support life. we of course know that stars are formed by a shall we say big bang and this is what creates a star and its solar system.

scientists told us that the planets began to circle the sun after it formed and slowly while circling the sun began to move ever so slightly closer to the star itself. the planet called mercury became the hottest planet as it is the closest and all the planets are moving closer to the sun each year making them warmer. of course, a tax will not change this. unless scientists find a way to reverse the pull of gravity. which they cant, the planets will slowly move closer to the sun until they are consumed by it.

in short, science has proven that the earth is being warmed by the sun and getting warmer each year as it moves closer to it and therefore science proved that the earth has never been warmer than it is today. only colder and less inhabitable and we should be looking for ways to move to a cooler planet instead of making up tall tales about warming cycles. but that is just my opinion and i am entitled to it. although it is based on scientific fact.

reduced income is not something we want to keep.

news anchors have it so good. they get paid big money to read from a teleprompter, and they dont know what its like to live on unemployment. those of us in the real world know what its like to get laid off and support a family with unemployment. we know that unemployment  only gives us 75 PERCENT of our usual income and we cant live off that for long. the left wants you to think we are making over 100 percent and we wont look for work because we make more. but that is just a lie. do they lie about us on purpose or do they really think unemployment insurance pays more than a paycheck?  we may never know. but someone needed to tell you the truth.
after losing about 25 percent of my income in the past two weeks i have time on my hands to watch them and let you know.
thank you for your time.

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