romeo and juliet; a space oddity. act one scene one. castle montague

act one
scene one. castle montague.

yo romeo i heard theres a dope party on fair planet verona over at capulet castle. lets crash.

surely you jest, paris. the jedi bade us to never return to capulet castle again, cousin.

i jest not cousin and dont call me shirley.

i just realized that paris is a girls name cousin.

yeah so, pop always wanted a daughter, dog. lets go to the party. i hear verona has some fine bitches yo. 

verily well, cousin paris. let us make haste less the sun set afore our arrival. 

what you talkin bout romeo. you talk funny dog....