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remember the early years when you could write a note on fb. you had the option to write a note, k? so you go on the home page and make a note. you know, like milk cheese butter eggs and what else? oh yeah chicken.... 
yeah the newbies just didnt get it with fb, k? right?
they would forget they werent on google and start posting search terms by accident, right? 
posts would be like "supplements for circulation" k?
friends would be like "what you talking about grampa? this aint google"
next post. "what is google?"
right?
youre smacking your face. i dont know who that is? somebody hacked gramps account....  
no one pay attention to the old mans posts he has dementia. 
k?
remember myspace??? no you bunch of millenials... anyway we had this site called myspace. it was kind of like fb but better. you know? cause you had a music system. yeah imagine that. a music player on every page. and you could just add all your favorite songs to it. k? 
yeah you go to somebodys page... i mean space. cause we all had our own space... right and the first friend we made was that guy who owned it.... whats his name? yeah he had like millions of friends on his space... or his myspace. yeah his myspace was different from my myspace but we were friends so it was our myspace. k? right?  
then he sold it to some asshole and myspace was gone. i was in a vacuum in the universe. i had no myspace anymore... damn it guys. my music player and my blogs were gone and my fake profiles... you know you really cant roleplay any where like myspace.... or your myspace... or whatever.... 
tried to get back in later, cause i missed myspace, but it just wasnt the same anymore... 
you know... its like first everybody was on web tv and then that went away and they all went to myspace and then that was gone and they all went to fb... right? 
and we could write books and blogs on myspace... i mean i could at least... you could too if you wanted to... but then it was gone.... and then we started writing stories on fb... k????
we could make notes and keep them in a folder... cant hardly find that folder now... but that was the old days... back when facebook was cool... you know? it put peanuts in its coke... no not that kind of coke you weirdo... 
but fb used to be cool... you could hang out and chat and write on peoples walls... we liked to write on peoples walls or draw or hang pictures on walls... it was the happening place... 
back when i was a boy facebook was cool... 
thanks for coming out tonight.... 
peace.